John Boy Walton
Dumb ass (from his older brother - not me!)
Mr Teachable Spirit
When you were about two I called you "honey" it started as Johannes which is Afrikaans for John, your second name and evolved from there. I stopped calling you Honey when some stupid lady at a Mothercare Bible Study asked if Honey was my daughter's real name.
No matter what I call you though, you'll always be my little Honey.